The contents of my living room walls listed in a clockwise manner
-Pale green star, approximately 18"
-3 old metal tractor seats
-a large round saw blade from an industrial wood co. with a beautiful loon scene painted by a good friend of mine
-a metal runner sled with the american flag colors, just enough paint missing to know that some child got some good use out of it for a couple years
-a seashell collage, done by my daughter and I, from all the shells we've collected on vacations. In a wooden frame, topped with glass.
-4 antique wash boards
-a metal wash tub
-picture of my husbands parents
-a picture of my husbands mother
-a picture of my husband, myself, and my daughter camping, when she was eight
-a twisted tree root with about 1 foot of the tree left, a rock entangled in the roots and a face carved in the tree. The roots made to look like hair of the old man
-1 moose antler with an intricate carving of a deer eating leaves from a tree in it
-top section of an Old Thompson whiskey crate with the nails still attached
-an ice fishing pack with green straps
-one snow shoe
-a painting of a moose in a barn board frame
-picture of my daughter in second grade
-picture frame containing three pictures, each myself, my mother, my daughter kissing a dolphin
-picture of my grandmother
-picture of my husband, mother, daughter, and myself patting a dolphin
-picture of my daughter in 10th grade
-mirror with a wooden frame, on the frame is a small metal canoe with an oar, and a metal moon in the corner
-a small aged wooden oar
-a wooden walking stick with an old mans face carved at the top
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Where in the hell does she get all this junk? Yeah junk, it looks like she got half of this stuff at a scrap yard! She certainly doesn't shop at any store that I've ever been to. Why would she want to put all of this crap on her walls? Tractor seats don't belong on the walls of a home, they belong on a tractor. That tree is just strange, I wonder if she carved that face herself? And why only one snow shoe? If you're going to be weird enough to hang snow shoes on your wall, you should atleast have both of them! It looks like she loves her family though, and they do seem to like that dolphin. This lady needs to quit picking the dump, and stay away from the yard sales, and stop collecting other peoples trash.
You know, I don't believe for a second that this stuff looks like trash on the wall--it sounds like it would be a fascinating place to see, though the carved faces everywhere might go better if we were stonecold sober.
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